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— Marshall Mathers (@Eminem) June 22, 2010
Super fucking Mario!!!!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 13, 2014
FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) February 1, 2012
im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) August 20, 2009
Weee weee wha weee weee wha weee wee weeee what's song is this
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) March 5, 2009
TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) May 27, 2015
dick cheney was NOT a cute baby./Users/adamlevine/Desktop/funny_baby_face_J1_1_0003_Layer_28_full.jpg
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) December 11, 2009
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— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) August 25, 2019
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— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) April 25, 2010
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 5, 2014
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— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 4, 2012
Gay
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) September 20, 2009
gaming
— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) October 16, 2009
Are you saying our game is going to crash a lot?! 😅
— Cyberpunk 2077 (@CyberpunkGame) May 18, 2020
Ar@@r@@rhrr@r@ghgbbrbrb@rb@bb@b
— Gustavo Rivera (@NYSenatorRivera) May 18, 2022
Happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/JT3HiBjYdj
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2016
Apparently Colorado's legalized weed is a lot better than Washington's?!?! This need further study.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 3, 2014
Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" pic.twitter.com/TzBZJmVFKT
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) August 9, 2014
Happy birthday! @Dream
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) August 13, 2021
My daughters asked me to say that….
🎂🎉🥳 https://t.co/yBN2Kl6sLO
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— US Strategic Command (@US_Stratcom) March 28, 2021
No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Rest in Power #FidelCastro
— Black Lives Matter (@Blklivesmatter) November 26, 2016
Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 31, 2018
Top of the list of useless body parts: nipples on men.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) May 18, 2021
I am content in here. I have friends.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) October 15, 2020
The food is good. All is well.
Know that if I hang myself, a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine.
Scooby Doo Rock. Cabo. IMG00142-20110717-1821.jpg http://twitpic.com/5ruhaj
— Dr. Phil (@DrPhil) July 18, 2011
Dragon Quest XII being for adults means the slimes have buttholes
— Jeff Grubb (@JeffGrubb) May 29, 2021
All the gay people will disappear.
— AlecBaldwin(HABF) (@AlecBaldwin) June 25, 2011
...@RepLizCheney talks and seems so much like her father.
— AlecBaldwin(HABF) (@AlecBaldwin) December 6, 2019
I wonder if she’s ever accidentally shot a good friend of hers in the face.
I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...https://t.co/WE6QsAAXGI
— AlecBaldwin (@AlecBaldwln____) September 23, 2017
Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
— Terry Rozier (@T_Rozzay3) May 2, 2011
why cant i have REAL haters instead of these fuckin weeaboos and furries?
— Goat lord (@deadmau5) May 9, 2011
I think my dick getting bigger
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) November 21, 2011
my dick just got hard
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) October 27, 2012
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) December 17, 2013
on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) September 6, 2011
@WendellCole so faggot skinny pants are in? you can have that shit im good
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) May 23, 2009
Souljaboytellem
— jack (@jack) October 13, 2007
@souljaboy your music even annoys me bruh
— Annoying Orange (@annoyingorange) November 20, 2014
Weather: More heavy showers across Essex overnight https://t.co/pYouOliZIn pic.twitter.com/Lfz0Cb5t0W
— BBC Essex (@BBCEssex) August 28, 2020
soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
— Los Angeles Chargers (@Chargers) February 20, 2007
pf changs is so good
— Los Angeles Chargers (@Chargers) February 22, 2007
I can’t do this anymore
— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019
Black Friday **** Need copy and link****
— McDonald's Corporation (@McDonaldsCorp) November 24, 2017
@HotPikachuSex What I wouldn't give to have not read your user name.
— SEGA (@SEGA) December 7, 2011
We can't believe we have to say this, but please do not blow vape smoke into your Xbox Series X.
— Xbox (@Xbox) November 11, 2020
Wow. Having been asked what our policy actually IS for furries, I must now write the most awkward question ever to our inflight team.
— JetBlue (@JetBlue) November 26, 2008
#dominos video - the pair was fired & criminal complaints filed. there are warrants for their arrest. http://bit.ly/12MX3n - pls RT!
— Domino's Pizza (@dominos) April 15, 2009
We apologize to anyone who felt our post was in poor taste. The image was solely meant to pay respect to those affected by the 9/11 tragedy.
— AT&T (@ATT) September 11, 2013
@whale_cum You should never be disappointed. Please visit http://t.co/gNksg6P2 with your contact and the store information.
— PizzaHut (@pizzahut) August 26, 2012
in office pornography discussion taking place
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 23, 2009
Larry Nance going full savage 😈 pic.twitter.com/e6vAqXwSNg
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 4, 2018
Women belong in the kitchen.
— Burger King (@BurgerKingUK) March 8, 2021
حالياً قاعد اعاني بصمت
— برجر كنج® الكويت (@burgerkingkw) March 29, 2021
Tweet why you’re leaving Netflix. The top three most creative tweets using #GoodbyeNetflix will win a 1-year subscription to Blockbuster!
— Blockbuster (@blockbuster) September 21, 2011
thehomedepot
— The Home Depot (@HomeDepot) December 12, 2008
Russell Westbrook
— Russell Westbrook (@russwest44) April 7, 2014
@russwest44 ur so gay lol
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) August 28, 2009
I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea or as I call him "Kim", to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.
— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) May 7, 2013
@pauljac3_ you mean, the players? Do they have laptops?
— Denver Nuggets (@nuggets) December 31, 2015
One of my greatest experiences pic.twitter.com/MiuGPv5Iin
— Kawhi Leonard (@kawhileonard) January 13, 2015
Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
— Not Cardale Jones (@cordale10) November 29, 2014
RT @Cristiano Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 22, 2013
If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes..
— Marreese Speights (@Mospeights16) August 15, 2012
onto all of u! Check ur panties for proof! A dick shall appear in place of vaginas in 24 hrs from now! And dicks shall turn into giant clits
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) September 4, 2009
oops i crapped my pants! it's messy. what should i do?
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) January 28, 2010
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) May 10, 2012
cant today; pretty bad diarrhea. u & susan still here tomorrow?
— Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) September 22, 2015
.@chevrolet painful diarrhea is keeping me indoors & I have not been able to kiss my truck today
— Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) May 7, 2014
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
— LILJON (@LilJon) September 28, 2010
Funny story 😭 OK so I was watching space jam 2 and I got RANDOMLY horny. I didn’t wanna exit the movie so I just waited till the Lola scene came up. It came. I started JACKING the SHIT out my pecker. And then.. I ACCIDENTLY NUTTED TO LEBRON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Anthony (@OMGItsBirdman) July 17, 2021
RT this if you ARE A GIRL and have shitted on YOURSELF - Lil B
— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) June 19, 2011
i got that huggies pampers swag.
— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) May 5, 2010
that gerber baby food swag..
i got that tiny weenie dog swag.
i got that door matt swag
hey dad pikachu is outside
— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) May 17, 2010
If you sleeping ... U ain't grindin.... Is that simple... So wake Yo aaassssss up
— Pitbull (@pitbull) August 18, 2009
Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) July 9, 2009
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
— Jaden (@jaden) May 2, 2013
Anne frank deeez nuts im not reading dis shit
— TAY-K 47 (@tayk) May 9, 2014
Attitude : Adolf Hitler
— TAY-K 47 (@tayk) May 23, 2014
#deeznuts are bigger than angry birds
— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) May 26, 2012
Who knows about Angry Bird on iPhone??
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) July 14, 2010
flappy bird makes me wanna slap innocent bystanders
— MAKE OUT HILL - XXX (@xxxtentacion) January 27, 2014
bet i fuck yo bitch while playing flappy bird.
— MAKE OUT HILL - XXX (@xxxtentacion) January 29, 2014
if you have flappy bird on your phone don't delete it or you cant get it back.
— MAKE OUT HILL - XXX (@xxxtentacion) February 10, 2014
I know about the privacy issues wit Pokemon but fuck man. Nigga gotta catch em all.
— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) July 12, 2016
paging dr. faggot...
— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) January 7, 2010
Feeding My Bad Azz Dog!
— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) February 7, 2009
I never asked u to #peon #loser #idiot #asshole #fakefriend #fakesister #sexhaver
— Young Thug ひ (@youngthug) December 5, 2011
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) December 31, 2012
@JeffBezos u lame af, built bad, dont come outside fr im on ya ass bald bitch
— thebe kgositsile (@earlxsweat) July 7, 2021
They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾 pic.twitter.com/ah5nmDpI0D
— Surf Way 🌊🏄🏽♂️ (@AyooKd) October 24, 2015
@SpongeBob On Bd Goto Sleep You Got Work In Da A.M
— 6OOBOY└A (@LAFRM600) August 27, 2011
yo what up you fucking cabbage...
— The Weeknd (@theweeknd) June 30, 2012
Im a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Heres a clean glass a water baby lol
— 50cent (@50cent) September 11, 2010
im super new to this twitter shit but wudup tho !..........follow me biot¢h..........wudup mak......happy bday LO......8 days of freedom..ym
— Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) February 22, 2010
Just had a great meeting with @realdonaldtrump @potus besides what he’s done so far with criminal reform, the platinum plan is going to give the community real ownership. He listened to what we had to say today and assured he will and can get it done. 🤙🏾 pic.twitter.com/Q9c5k1yMWf
— Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) October 29, 2020
Had a dream bout trump last night, I love dat nigga
— Kodak Black (@KodakBlack1k) May 17, 2021
— Ice Cube (@icecube) June 11, 2020
Life is like a corndog... women only want your wiener if you got bread 🤷🏿♂️
— The Goat (@thegame) April 4, 2021
Ima send ya hoe a text wit da purple pickle 🍆
— MIGOS™ (@Migos) January 23, 2016
Why does ur pp look like u just came?
— Lorde Edge (@elonmusk) November 7, 2021
Sex gifs
— Dean Norris (@deanjnorris) May 23, 2018
Look Gamers.. Play your games. FUCK the press. And keep it moovin. The press will ALWAYS be the Enemy…… Always.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) August 27, 2015
Isn't ur mom disappointed with her inferior son?
— 神谷英樹 Hideki Kamiya (@PG_kamiya) October 2, 2014
RT @SulawesiMitchum feel disappointed about having developed Bayo2 for an inferior hardware
I wonder why I get lots of shit posts everyday in spite of being the cutest & politest guy in a galaxy who makes viewtiful & wonderful games
— 神谷英樹 Hideki Kamiya (@PG_kamiya) April 23, 2015
Egg Benedict. Looks like boobies when shaking the plate. lol pic.twitter.com/Abekou9rd0”
— HIDEO_KOJIMA (@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN) July 19, 2013
Big Boobs #Boobs
— Mark (@markiplier) February 9, 2013
Hot moms are too hot.
— HIDEKI NAGANUMA|CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS (@Hideki_Naganuma) March 28, 2021
I'm ready to be horny tonight, beautiful ladies!
— HIDEKI NAGANUMA|CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS (@Hideki_Naganuma) September 24, 2020
A family guy must be a funny guy in the moments of his life.
— HIDEKI NAGANUMA|CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS (@Hideki_Naganuma) April 6, 2020
Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.
— We want brian back (@wewantbrianback) November 25, 2013
What's all this R.I.P Brian talk I keep hearing from fellow & clear more avid Family Guy fans.. I need to catch up!! #BBC3ONLYSHOWRERUNS
— Tinie (@tinie) November 27, 2013
I'm that benadryl loopy. Children's.
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) March 3, 2014
This is a message to the person who hacked into my sites get out love & Peace Ringo**
— #RingoStarr (@ringostarrmusic) January 17, 2013
DID YOU KNOW THAT STARBUCKS ACTUALLY HAS A TWITTER ? WHAT ? HOW THE HELL DOES STARBUCKS TALK TO YOU ? " HI IM VANILLA LATTE FRAPPA RAPPA "
— Vanilla Ice (@vanillaice) June 26, 2012
Everyone should watch spongebob right now
— HOT GIRL MEG (@theestallion) December 21, 2011
Y'all please go watch fred the movie on nickolodean
— TINA SNOW (@theestallion) September 10, 2011
POOP
— Nickelodeon (@Nickelodeon) June 5, 2013
Corona virus ---- New Black Plague
— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) May 29, 2013
Classic- LEEROYYYY JENKINS!!! hahaha - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 11, 2010
The bitches set me up.
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) November 8, 2011
I want to die.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2012
Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
— Kurt "Masks Save Lives" Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) June 8, 2017
@RichardDawkins you're fuckin weird dude
— fats newby (@FatsNewby) April 17, 2013
Inflation’s silver lining: higher salaries https://t.co/DmXuzKlX8z
— CNBC (@CNBC) July 8, 2021
Inflation is a lesson in appreciating what you had instead of just complaining about losing it https://t.co/SdnFeVEaWg
— Bloomberg Opinion (@opinion) June 23, 2022
Student Loan Cancellation Won’t Stimulate The Economy, According To New Research https://t.co/fiylGtEqOZ
— Forbes (@Forbes) July 24, 2021
Bitch
— Chen Weihua (陈卫华) (@chenweihua) December 3, 2020
Any anime fans out there? pic.twitter.com/TxX4qiJhOi
— Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS (@RepGosar) November 7, 2021
Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #China🇨🇳. pic.twitter.com/Fnl5P877VG
— World Health Organization (WHO) (@WHO) January 14, 2020
🤥👖🔥
— Israel ישראל (@Israel) July 17, 2020
your mom https://t.co/e1VFKac4YR
— New Jersey (@NJGov) December 6, 2019
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012
Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2014
"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2013