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— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) December 11, 2009

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— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 4, 2012

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— Gustavo Rivera (@NYSenatorRivera) May 18, 2022

Happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/JT3HiBjYdj
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2016

Apparently Colorado's legalized weed is a lot better than Washington's?!?! This need further study.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 3, 2014

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" pic.twitter.com/TzBZJmVFKT
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) August 9, 2014

Happy birthday! @Dream

My daughters asked me to say that….

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— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) August 13, 2021

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— US Strategic Command (@US_Stratcom) March 28, 2021

No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 31, 2018

Top of the list of useless body parts: nipples on men.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) May 18, 2021

I am content in here. I have friends.

The food is good. All is well.

Know that if I hang myself, a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) October 15, 2020

I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea or as I call him "Kim", to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.
— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) May 7, 2013

Why does ur pp look like u just came?
— Lorde Edge (@elonmusk) November 7, 2021

Corona virus ---- New Black Plague
— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) May 29, 2013

The bitches set me up.
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) November 8, 2011

I want to die.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2012

Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
— Kurt "Masks Save Lives" Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) June 8, 2017

@RichardDawkins you're fuckin weird dude
— fats newby (@FatsNewby) April 17, 2013

Inflation’s silver lining: higher salaries https://t.co/DmXuzKlX8z
— CNBC (@CNBC) July 8, 2021

Inflation is a lesson in appreciating what you had instead of just complaining about losing it https://t.co/SdnFeVEaWg
— Bloomberg Opinion (@opinion) June 23, 2022

Student Loan Cancellation Won’t Stimulate The Economy, According To New Research https://t.co/fiylGtEqOZ
— Forbes (@Forbes) July 24, 2021

Bitch
— Chen Weihua （陈卫华） (@chenweihua) December 3, 2020

Any anime fans out there? pic.twitter.com/TxX4qiJhOi
— Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS (@RepGosar) November 7, 2021

Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #China🇨🇳. pic.twitter.com/Fnl5P877VG
— World Health Organization (WHO) (@WHO) January 14, 2020

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— Israel ישראל (@Israel) July 17, 2020

your mom https://t.co/e1VFKac4YR
— New Jersey (@NJGov) December 6, 2019

To clarify, DO NOT shoot weapons @ #Irma. You won't make it turn around & it will have very dangerous side effectshttps://t.co/CV4Y9OJknv
— Pasco Sheriff (@PascoSheriff) September 10, 2017

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2014

"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2013