Super fucking Mario!!!!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 13, 2014
FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) February 1, 2012
im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) August 20, 2009
Weee weee wha weee weee wha weee wee weeee what's song is this
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) March 5, 2009
TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) May 27, 2015
f
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) August 25, 2019
r
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) April 25, 2010
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 5, 2014
Gay
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) September 20, 2009
gaming
— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) October 16, 2009
Scooby Doo Rock. Cabo. IMG00142-20110717-1821.jpg http://twitpic.com/5ruhaj
— Dr. Phil (@DrPhil) July 18, 2011
Dragon Quest XII being for adults means the slimes have buttholes
— Jeff Grubb (@JeffGrubb) May 29, 2021
All the gay people will disappear.
— AlecBaldwin(HABF) (@AlecBaldwin) June 25, 2011
...@RepLizCheney talks and seems so much like her father.
— AlecBaldwin(HABF) (@AlecBaldwin) December 6, 2019
I wonder if she’s ever accidentally shot a good friend of hers in the face.
I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...https://t.co/WE6QsAAXGI
— AlecBaldwin (@AlecBaldwln____) September 23, 2017
Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
— Terry Rozier (@T_Rozzay3) May 2, 2011
why cant i have REAL haters instead of these fuckin weeaboos and furries?
— Goat lord (@deadmau5) May 9, 2011
Russell Westbrook
— Russell Westbrook (@russwest44) April 7, 2014
@russwest44 ur so gay lol
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) August 28, 2009
I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea or as I call him "Kim", to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.
— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) May 7, 2013
One of my greatest experiences pic.twitter.com/MiuGPv5Iin
— Kawhi Leonard (@kawhileonard) January 13, 2015
Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
— Not Cardale Jones (@cordale10) November 29, 2014
RT @Cristiano Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 22, 2013
If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes..
— Marreese Speights (@Mospeights16) August 15, 2012
onto all of u! Check ur panties for proof! A dick shall appear in place of vaginas in 24 hrs from now! And dicks shall turn into giant clits
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) September 4, 2009
oops i crapped my pants! it's messy. what should i do?
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) January 28, 2010
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) May 10, 2012
cant today; pretty bad diarrhea. u & susan still here tomorrow?
— Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) September 22, 2015
.@chevrolet painful diarrhea is keeping me indoors & I have not been able to kiss my truck today
— Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) May 7, 2014
Funny story 😭 OK so I was watching space jam 2 and I got RANDOMLY horny. I didn’t wanna exit the movie so I just waited till the Lola scene came up. It came. I started JACKING the SHIT out my pecker. And then.. I ACCIDENTLY NUTTED TO LEBRON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Anthony (@OMGItsBirdman) July 17, 2021
Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) July 9, 2009
Who knows about Angry Bird on iPhone??
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) July 14, 2010
They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾 pic.twitter.com/ah5nmDpI0D
— Surf Way 🌊🏄🏽♂️ (@AyooKd) October 24, 2015
Why does ur pp look like u just came?
— Lorde Edge (@elonmusk) November 7, 2021
Sex gifs
— Dean Norris (@deanjnorris) May 23, 2018
Look Gamers.. Play your games. FUCK the press. And keep it moovin. The press will ALWAYS be the Enemy…… Always.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) August 27, 2015
Isn't ur mom disappointed with her inferior son?
— 神谷英樹 Hideki Kamiya (@PG_kamiya) October 2, 2014
RT @SulawesiMitchum feel disappointed about having developed Bayo2 for an inferior hardware
I wonder why I get lots of shit posts everyday in spite of being the cutest & politest guy in a galaxy who makes viewtiful & wonderful games
— 神谷英樹 Hideki Kamiya (@PG_kamiya) April 23, 2015
Egg Benedict. Looks like boobies when shaking the plate. lol pic.twitter.com/Abekou9rd0”
— HIDEO_KOJIMA (@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN) July 19, 2013
Big Boobs #Boobs
— Mark (@markiplier) February 9, 2013
Hot moms are too hot.
— HIDEKI NAGANUMA|CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS (@Hideki_Naganuma) March 28, 2021
I'm ready to be horny tonight, beautiful ladies!
— HIDEKI NAGANUMA|CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS (@Hideki_Naganuma) September 24, 2020
A family guy must be a funny guy in the moments of his life.
— HIDEKI NAGANUMA|CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS (@Hideki_Naganuma) April 6, 2020
Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.
— We want brian back (@wewantbrianback) November 25, 2013
What's all this R.I.P Brian talk I keep hearing from fellow & clear more avid Family Guy fans.. I need to catch up!! #BBC3ONLYSHOWRERUNS
— Tinie (@tinie) November 27, 2013
I'm that benadryl loopy. Children's.
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) March 3, 2014
This is a message to the person who hacked into my sites get out love & Peace Ringo**
— #RingoStarr (@ringostarrmusic) January 17, 2013
Corona virus ---- New Black Plague
— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) May 29, 2013
Classic- LEEROYYYY JENKINS!!! hahaha - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 11, 2010
@RichardDawkins you're fuckin weird dude
— fats newby (@FatsNewby) April 17, 2013